Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Hammered

Yesterday, students were sharing sentences with the word "you" in them, which is a no-no in college writing. Our goal was to revise the sentence to remove the use of you. The sentence began, "Sometimes you are hammered and sometimes you are nailed," and from the back of the room came the male voice complaining, "and I haven't been neither lately."

After the uproar of laughter, he bragged, "And I didn't use you!"

Well done, son, well done.

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