Monday, August 4, 2008

Blonde Bimbo Update

"This job [f-ing] sucks! It's the worst [f-ing] job I've ever had."

Actually, the job stinks, but semantics be hanged: the 2 fired blonde bimbos from Sunset Tanning are on their backs, side-by-side, at a party, their totally nude bodies partially covered in sushi that is rapidly being consumed by the guests. Less sushi means more girls ... . I wonder what the hourly rate of pay is for this position?

Perhaps there was no resume to update? No job skills to list on job applications? No place to brag about [f-ing] language skills? No letters of rec from previous employers?

I'd blame their current employment situation on an educational system that has obviously failed to prepare these females for meaningful professional careers. Uh, well, perhaps they are pros, current slang for prostitute.

Whatever.

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